Creature Commentary Gifts

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Bubble gum leaves

"Hugh fans!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

Flytrap nerd.

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Well yes, technically penguin's are flightless birds..."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

"He's into binge fetching."

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'

Bob's Apartment

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Who screened the career day speakers, Ms Phelps?'

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

Bird Watcher's Club of America

Killer whale jumping out of a fish bowl.

I wonder if we can ask for the dinosaurs back?

"Ooh - that one was a bit gamey."

'Now you keep them scorpion claws away from your face, 'cause those things will pinch you real hard!'

'I use the usual tripod gait - front and back legs on one side along ith the middle leg on the other side.' 'I never thought about it. I just move lots of legs, and then I move lots of other legs.'

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

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