Creative Utensil User Gifts

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Still Life With Nordic Track

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Building Blocks.

Brainstorm in progress.

High School Schedule

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

The Sculptor

Punkins

The secret lives of household things.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Prehistoric Modern Art

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Two New Paintbrushes

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Toilet Art.

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'I still don't get it.'

Picasso's learning years.

"Politics has divided everything."