Creative Tax Delay Artists Gifts

'Writer's block' is not an adequate excuse for delaying sending in you return.

The Origami Society...

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Frank Zappa

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

'You overpaid, but it's not enough to cover the 'Overpayment Surcharge Tax'.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'Petey is making a graphic novel!'

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

Coronavirus

IRS 'No U Turns'

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

Low budget Christo copycats.

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

Starving Artist Sale.

'I realize you're a tax paying American citizen, but you cannot list the government as a dependent.'

'...And here, on line 27, where you say 'Beam me up, Scotty'....'

Why do I have to walk through here? In case you have any money left.

"Ta-da! Work-from-Home away from home."

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"