Creative Tax Delay Artists Pillows

'Writer's block' is not an adequate excuse for delaying sending in you return.

The Origami Society...

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'You overpaid, but it's not enough to cover the 'Overpayment Surcharge Tax'.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

'Petey is making a graphic novel!'

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Coronavirus

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

IRS 'No U Turns'

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"

'I realize you're a tax paying American citizen, but you cannot list the government as a dependent.'

Low budget Christo copycats.

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

'...And here, on line 27, where you say 'Beam me up, Scotty'....'

Why do I have to walk through here? In case you have any money left.

"Ta-da! Work-from-Home away from home."

Springtime 2021.