Creative Surveillance Specialist Gifts

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

CCTV in church.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

The Modern Godot

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Famous Optical Illusions!

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Spy Satellite