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'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Culinary surgery.

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"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Body Building

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Dog Walker

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"I have a complaint about my bill."

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

'It's a routine operation.'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

Operating table.

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

"I sympathize. It's weird for me too."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

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