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'Well, this Spanish cosmetic surgeon is really an artist!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'You do Botox?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Body Building

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Anatomy.

Jumble Sale

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

He really puts his heart into it!

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!