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'Well, this Spanish cosmetic surgeon is really an artist!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'You do Botox?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

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"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Jumble Sale

Anatomy.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

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'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

He really puts his heart into it!

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

"Sorry Mr. Parkinson, but I've left some rubber gloves inside you. I need to open you up to retrieve them."