Creative Lifestyle Gifts

Giving up alternative lifestyle to become a company executive

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Cat in a flap

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Trust

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Jungle Taxi

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Macho Vegetarian