Creative Lifestyle Pillows

Giving up alternative lifestyle to become a company executive

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Trust

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Macho Vegetarian