Creation Vs Evolution Gifts

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Evolution.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'