Evolution Gifts

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."

"It's all yours."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

Devolution is Real

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Evolve at your own risk

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

'Ok, now what?'

'What's it all about?'

'There! ? now we wait for opportunity to knock!'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Man, you've got to try this 'walking upright' stuff! - It's like a total paradigm shift!'

"I guess this is where we part ways."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better fish?"

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

Pre-man - Man - Post-man.

'Since we got up off all fours I've been having thse low back pains.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

'It must be lower back pain - He wasn't that grumpy when he walked on all fours.'

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

Extinct Species Gallery of the Future?

'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'

"Scram!"