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Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Let's swap some cats today."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Chameleon.

Gatorade!

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"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

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When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

Cats waiting for fish.

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

EASTER 2020

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

And that's why I'm still single!

"Hey—nice place!"

The Cat Lady

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"We need a quieter can opener."

'I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting?'