Classifieds Enthusiast Pillows

Camel Personal Ads

Fist Bumper Cars

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Hippie on the moon

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

List making as therapy.

Your DNA is in the database.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

To do list

"That's just the meds kicking in."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Face painting vs bottom painting

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."