Classifieds Enthusiast Gifts

Camel Personal Ads

Fist Bumper Cars

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Hippie on the moon

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Your DNA is in the database.

List making as therapy.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

To do list

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Face painting vs bottom painting

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."