Offering Enthusiast Pillows

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

X-RAY

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Black Hole Exhibit

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Internet Name Tags.

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Sunday Monday

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"I have dusk free."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'