Crayon Muncher T-Shirts

'He has my Mom's eyes and my Dad's nose, and yesterday he ate MY crayons!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Aliens watch the earth explode

Barry Norman

The Directors Gut.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

"You complete me."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Toddler restaurants

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Gamers

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Cake!

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Many happy returns!"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"