Crayon Muncher T-Shirts

'He has my Mom's eyes and my Dad's nose, and yesterday he ate MY crayons!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Aliens watch the earth explode

The Directors Gut.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"You complete me."

Toddler restaurants

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Gamers

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Cake!

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

"Many happy returns!"

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'