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"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

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'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Mr. Science Times

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

'How much do you weigh?'

"Firstly I'd like to welcome our new board member, Madame Zelda...she'll be managing the futures market."

"Armageddon? Aren't you the one who was saying the sky was falling?"

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."