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"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Beware of the 4th quarter.

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"I'll be right back."

doom.com

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Mr. Science Times

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold'and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

It's a boy.

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

Psychic Advisor's Hotline. Now Hiring. Tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?

"Firstly I'd like to welcome our new board member, Madame Zelda...she'll be managing the futures market."

'How much do you weigh?'

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."