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'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Reach for the Star.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Win - win

Business is off the chart.

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Business Target

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'