Goal Predictor Mugs

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Reach for the Star.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Go! Means NOW!

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

The Salesman

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Business is off the chart.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Win - win

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

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