Football Predictor T-Shirts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Psychic diving competition.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

Economics as Rocket Science

'The mist is clearing.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

2017 glass half full

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Mr. Science Times

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."