Crafty Mafioso Gifts

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Charles Addams.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"He loves me!"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

"It's a note from the teacher...an example of what can happen when the alphabet falls into the wrong hands."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"So, is there a Mrs Reaper?"

Life Support and Death

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

"They always just taste better here."

"Knock 'em dead."

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'