Crafty Mafioso Pillows

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Charles Addams.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Edgar Allan Poe

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"He loves me!"

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"It's a note from the teacher...an example of what can happen when the alphabet falls into the wrong hands."

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

Life Support and Death

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"So, is there a Mrs Reaper?"

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

"They always just taste better here."

"Knock 'em dead."

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

Death on a gameshow: 'Oh, my...now contestant #3 has mysteriously dropped dead, so I guess that makes you, spectre of death, today's grand prize winner!'