Mafioso Pillows

"Of course I got rid of the body. Don't you follow me on Twitter?"

"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"

'When your kite gets blown away.'

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"So, uh, how much is it to store a self?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.