Crafty Internet Explorer Pillows

Silver Surfer.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Digital Fomo!

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Obsession with the Internet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Spam in Hell.

Page not found...

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Wikipedia...

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait