Quirky Web Explorer Pillows

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"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Silver Surfer.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

'Well, you have people pox.'

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'Page under construction.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Community Bed de Luxe

Today's special - Ox tail soup.

A house haunts a man.

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Penguin on skis.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.