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"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Silver Surfer.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unnatural History Museum

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

'Well, you have people pox.'

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Distilled Elephant

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

Community Bed de Luxe

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

'Page under construction.'

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Today's special - Ox tail soup.

A house haunts a man.

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

Now on Facebook.

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Penguin on skis.