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The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'You reek of crackers.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."