Cowpocalypse Enthusiast Gifts

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Slinky Cow World

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Boomerang cow.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'