Nuclear Apocalypse Enthusiast Gifts

'This policy has one exclusion -- no payoff if civilization is destroyed by a nuclear war. However, in that event, all your premiums would be refunded.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Science And Society 1923

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Nuclear Capacity.

Kim Jong-un

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Iranium

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

Nuclear lineup

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

The Future

New York Gondolier

doom.com

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

Message in a bottle.

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse