Cow Pie Enthusiasts Gifts

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"I might just get a pie."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Cow Pollen

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Moon Pies.

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Cow Pilot.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.