Apple Pie Aficionados Gifts

"Forget the flowers, I fancy some apple pie."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

The One That Newton Missed

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Ready...."

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

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