Cow Magician Gifts

Something happened to the cows...

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Cow writer.

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Culinary surgery.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Yoghurt man

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"How almond milk is made"

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

Just another day at Helium Farm

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'