On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
Meat Magician Gifts
Searching for a witty, creative gift for someone who loves meat and has a playful side? Our Meat Magician products are perfect for those who enjoy combining culinary delights with a touch of magic. Ideal for cooks, foodies, and entertainers alike, these items celebrate the magical art of meat preparation with humor and charm.
"If I become a vegetarian, the only thing I will miss the cholesterol, chemicals, pesticides, hormones, antibiotics and E. coli sometimes found in meat, chicken and fish."
Culinary surgery.
'I sent out for everything.'
Come dine with me!
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
Domestic Goddess.
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
Hungry child
"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
The Witches Discover The Wok
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
Benihana style of cooking.
Party time.
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.
Burnt or Raw?
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.
You're the sizzle in my roast!
"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.
"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).
"Did you remove the bay leaf?"
Surprise in the salad bowl
"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Hot pot
'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."
'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'
'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'
Meat Magician Gifts Collection
Meat Magician Mugs
Discover more magical meat humor with our selection of Meat Magician mugs. Perfect for daily use or as a witty gift.
Meat Magician Pillows
Add some humor to your space with our Meat Magician pillows—ideal for anyone who appreciates culinary magic and witty décor.
Meat Magician Prints
Check out our Meat Magician prints to bring a humorous, magical touch to your kitchen or dining area, celebrating your love for meat in style.
Meat Magician T-Shirts
Explore our Meat Magician T-shirts for a fun way to showcase your love of meat and magic. Great for casual wear and meat lovers.