Meat Magician Gifts

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"If I become a vegetarian, the only thing I will miss the cholesterol, chemicals, pesticides, hormones, antibiotics and E. coli sometimes found in meat, chicken and fish."

Culinary surgery.

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Burnt or Raw?

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"Fridge-to-table"