Covid Connoisseur Gifts

Heavenly Gates: Masks Required

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Fighting the Zika Virus

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Moliere

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Covid-19 reaper

C Day Lewis.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Reporter on Aleppo

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'