Quarantine Connoisseur Gifts

I am Self-Isolating

"On the bright side, I no longer suffer from FOMO."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

COVID-19 dime

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Caution: Swine Flu!

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

Socially Distanced I heart N Y

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"At least it`s making us spend more time together as a family."

To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

Isolation Olympics

"He's in lockdown."

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

Heavenly Gates: Masks Required

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

"We self isolated 27 years ago."

We will defeat pandemic. . .

Covid Restrictions

All work from home and no play makes Jack a dull boy