Courtside Critics Pillows

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Truth

The Jose Padilla Experience

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Can you hear me now?"

"Not guilty"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Clarence Thomas

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

I know "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" applies to defendants your honor, but

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

Supremacist Court

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Five to Eight

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

Audiovisual law

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."