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'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"Huge fan."

Romantic Giraffes

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Romance

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'