Courtship Rituals Mugs

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"Huge fan."

Romantic Giraffes

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Romance

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Online Romance