Mating Rituals Mugs

Make love and war

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Take me to your barista."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...