Mating Rituals T-Shirts

Make love and war

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'How long has what been going on?'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

'Wednesday wave.'

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