Comical Courtship Lover Mugs

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Reading the sports pages.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Salt and Pepper

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Honk if you love me!"

A Prickly Pair

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Boyfriend of the Month.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Lovers in toile de jouy