Courtship Comedy Fans Mugs

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

His and Hers Wedding

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Baby's first words.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."