Courtroom Gladiator Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the courtroom gladiator in your life? Our collection of creative, humorous products pays tribute to those who thrive in legal battles. Whether you're shopping for a lawyer, judge, or an aspiring legal eagle, you'll find items that highlight their courtroom prowess with a clever twist. From mugs to art prints, our designs are crafted to inspire smiles and respect for the legal profession. Show your appreciation for their tenacity and wit with a thoughtful, playful gift that celebrates their courtroom dominance.

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"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing." mockup

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

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'Sorry, I just get a little sentimental whenever I see my first filing.'

'Sorry, I just get a little sentimental whenever I see my first filing.' mockup

'Sorry, I just get a little sentimental whenever I see my first filing.'

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"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people." mockup

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

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'Sorry, but you only have six months to live...but if you marry a lawyer a lawyer it'll be the longest six months of your life.'

'Sorry, but you only have six months to live...but if you marry a lawyer a lawyer it'll be the longest six months of your life.' mockup

'Sorry, but you only have six months to live...but if you marry a lawyer a lawyer it'll be the longest six months of your life.'

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Who to Sue Today.

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Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer.

Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer. mockup

Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer.

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!" mockup

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

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"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head." mockup

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

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Unfettered Corporate Campaigning. mockup

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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Planet of the Lawyers

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'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.' mockup

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

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American Football.

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales. mockup

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?' mockup

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

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"At least he's honest about it..." mockup

"At least he's honest about it..."

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"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?" mockup

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

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I Litigate Therefore I Am.

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"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..." mockup

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

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'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.' mockup

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

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"I'm pre-legal analysis."

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Punishment for the kicker.

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Football.

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'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.' mockup

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

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'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?' mockup

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

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"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge." mockup

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

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'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.' mockup

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

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'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.' mockup

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

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The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image. mockup

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

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"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!" mockup

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

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'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!' mockup

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

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'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!' mockup

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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Courtroom Gladiator Gifts Collection

Courtroom Gladiator Mugs

Explore our collection of courtroom gladiator mugs—perfect for lawyers and judges who love to start their day with humor and a reminder of their courtroom victories.

Courtroom Gladiator Pillows

Check out our courtroom gladiator pillows—comfortable, humorous accents for legal professionals who want to add a bit of legal humor to their workspace or home.

Courtroom Gladiator Prints

Browse our courtroom gladiator prints—ideal for legal offices or home studies, capturing the humor and strength of those who thrive in the courtroom arena.

Courtroom Gladiator T-Shirts

Discover our courtroom gladiator t-shirts—styled with witty slogans and vibrant designs that showcase their legal prowess and fierce courtroom fighting spirit.