Courtroom Contender Gifts

'We believe in fighting tooth and nail for the underdog... Right up until the moment his money runs out!'

'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'... and in closing, I have but four words for you... go forth and sue.'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

27 attorneys. No waiting.

'When you litigation win/loss matches Old McDonald's, you can dress like him, too.'

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

'For $5,000, I'm right beside you in court... for $10,000... I actually defended you.'

"I belong to one of the most American of American tribes. The Wesueyou."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

I love Lawyers

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Planet of the Lawyers

"I object!" "Overruled!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Yawning barristers in court

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'