
"We find the defendant very telegenic."
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"We find the defendant very telegenic."
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."
A watch face with Stonehenge
"I don't like the look of this."
"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'
Hourglass Dumptruck
'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'
"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"
"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."
'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'
"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"
"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'
"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."
"You're late."
'I think I know what makes you tick!'
'Oooh, nice timepiece.'
'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'
Spiv
Visiting 'friends'.
Do' you have the time?'
"Less overcoat, lower prices."
Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.
"I feel like I play better on clay."
'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'
"But the good news is I've found my watch!"
'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'
"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."
Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.
Sundial watch...
'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'
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