Court Charmer Gifts

Official Support Groups

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Planet of the Lawyers

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Tennis ball girl.

Basketball.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Letter writing lady.

Justice 4 Ron

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'