Courgette Culprit Gifts

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Viola player coming through!"

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Robert Schumann

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

The vegan hunter

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."