Couple Connected Gifts

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Cry babies.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Difference of Opinion

Mixed Doubles.