Countryside Traffic Mugs

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

French Early Bird

Sheep In Curlers

A Venus cow trap.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"Static cling."

A Day in the Country.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Migrating cows.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Holiday cottage

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."