Countryside Traffic Pillows

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

French Early Bird

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

A Venus cow trap.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A Day in the Country.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Holiday cottage

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'